Wednesday February 22 , 2012

Category: Politics

Your Ex-Lover is Dead

So, did you hear? They caught Osama bin Laden. No, no lie.

When I heard this Sunday night at work, I was shocked. I didn’t know what to think. Then I saw people on CNN cheering, hugging, and grinning like they’d won the lottery. Maybe “The Lottery,” by Shirley Jackson? That celebrating is creepy as hell. Am I the only one who thinks celebrating death like that (unless you’re celebrating someone’s life, in the spirit of a jazz funeral) is bad luck? I’m just saying.

The last few weeks have been all about Obama’s birth certificate. Because surely one of those people can’t be our president LEGALLY. So while Obama is hearing all of these details of his location and being actively involved in decision making that actually found our very unfriendly version of Carmen San Diego, the right is demanding to see our president’s birth certificate. I can only imagine the president’s thoughts right now. Probably something like “Bow down, bitches?” (Thank you, American Idol reject Rhonetta for that quote. I knew it would come in handy someday.)

Almost ten years, and the mission is finally, truly accomplished. What the hell? How did we get here? Well, I’ll say this. If you’re going to say things like “bomb them to the stone age,” “smoke them out of their holes,” “dead or alive,” and putting bounties on your suspect’s head like it’s some kind of twisted Tarantino western, show some fidelity and do it.

But this chapter ends instead with a tale of someone who was all talk and no (real) action, running all up and through Iraq…while bin Laden is laid up in Pakistan having a grand old time (so to speak). Someone so focused on his own personal pocketbook/business instead of truly accomplishing some mission. And it took our supposed incognito alien, Muslim president to take care of business.

BOOM! How’s that for an ending?

 

Our Congress Doesn’t look like Us

Via Colorlines

America is getting more and more diverse — for instance, our Hispanic population grew by 43 percent in the past decade alone — but you’d never be able to tell it by looking at our Congress. Here’s what the House and Senate look like today, alongside what they would look like if they were demographically representative of our nation. Spoiler alert: There’s not a lot of color on the Hill.

The paramount issue is upward mobility for diverse communities. Running for Public Office is not cheap. When we begin to look into income levels and backgrounds, I think we will find the reflection accurate. Another factor, I would have liked to see in this study is age.  How old is our country vs our congress?

Buppies, What can we do to elevate our people into this type of servant leadership?

 

A Note To the FearMongers

I cannot stand the political atmosphere. It is like everyone know 2+2 = 4, but since our President is black and he agrees that 2+2=4 . Some people will deny all logic, and say 2+2=2.67555?? One of my friends, got sick of it and lashed out. BTW, These are someone’s personal opinion. Does not reflect my personal political stance.

Some of you may get a kick out of this, so I decided to post it.  There are a couple of “Rush Limbaugh Worshippers” who insist on e-mailing me all the time on various political issues.  Here’s my response to one of them when he sent me yet another lie about Health Care Reform.  His e-mail to me, which initiated my response, is at the end of this e-mail.  Warning:  This is LONG.


Hi “So and So”,

Since you seem intent on disseminating lies and various untruths just because your party lost the election; and you also seem intent on forwarding the  RepubliCANTs lies to ME as if I am going to suddenldy believe that the Repulsives’ Propaganda Machine have MY or YOUR interest at heart instead of the interest of the big businesses and racist militia groups that fund their campaigns, here’s a reality check that you should send to all of those on your e-mail list, if you have the guts to do so.   (I doubt it though because people PREFER to complain rather that fix the problems or work with those who are about the business of getting things done.)

1.  There is NO assualt on senior citizens. (Call AARP and find out for YOURSELF… you’d be surprised  http://www.aarp.org/)

2.  There is no “dirty little secret.”

3.  Don’t fall for the okie doke.

As a far-rightwinger, YOU, I’m sure, are just the person to whom I can talk to about Biblical passages, as I am sure that you stay abreast of God’s Word so you can twist it and spew it to others who choose not to read and get understanding (tongue in cheek, here — LOL), so here goes:

In the old Testament, remember how the Isrealites constantly complained to Moses?

Throughout Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, the people complained and complained to Moses.

Recall how in Numbers 20, the Iseralistes were so angry, that they told Moses that they would have preferred to remain in slavery than to be free???  This whole freedom thing was a CHANGE that the Isrealites felt that they could have done without!  LOL  In the end, the complainers did not get to the promised land.  God wiped them out.  Now fast forward to today’s issues, and it look’s like “God’s people” (and I use that term euphemistically) would prefer the days of under-; little-; or no health-care reform rather than work TOGETHER to put together a deal that benefits ALL or MOST Americans.

Do not be like the incourageable Isrealistes; model yourself after the Isrealites that believed and followed Moses.  Now, I am NOT saying that President Obama is God incarnate, but I AM saying STOP LETTING OTHERS THINK FOR YOU, and STOP forwarding lies via email.

Now that you are retired, I can tell by your emails that you are surrounded by the Rush Limbaugh “Scare ‘Em and Fear ‘Em Brigade.”  Let me put some levity and balance back into your life.

Here are the facts, if you are bold enough to read them.  Read this to the very end; click on the links and read those too.  Warning:  You may see the light!  LOL  But…

…I know you won’t…

This is something WORTH forwarding.  Let your Palin Partners – militia groupie – tea bagger friends see BOTH sides of this isssue, not just the side presented on Fearsome and Unbalanced media outlets.  I’ve made comments to you in red bold, so read all the way through.  I know this email is long, and you know that I don’t take this much time for just anybody, but I care about you, Ed, and it appears that you have lost your way  — consider me your torch in the wilderness of Rebuplican Idiotology!!  LOLOL!!!

 

Buppie Must: Cuss

You have read all about the BP Oil Spill Mess.

Well Our President Obama had to pop off and let people know he is doing his due diligence to get to the bottom of this BULLShyt.

Pop the HOOD:

President Obama :: Who ass Imma Kick!

Woooo Hooo. That Man was mad! Peep how he had to use hands to let this Chick know.

While, some people frown on cussing, the impact of a “curse word”, an expletive, by a Buppie brings an entirely different tone to things. It says, “I am not playing ANY MORE”, ” BITCH don’t ask no’ mo Questions.” and my most favorite “I GOT THIS.”

It works. (Just Don’t Cuss at Anyone. That doesn’t work.)

One time I had to break down to my boss, a situation where a team was not going after a business opportunity. I put it to him in many ways.

“They have failed to come to a conclusion early enough to provide a solution.”

“Their value proposition for this opportunity fell short. ”

He kept asking and asking. “UH? WHAT?”

Finally, I had to let my naggin ass boss know:

“Look, they realized they were fucked. It was too late to respond to the bid.”

He sure understood that right there.

Cuss. It works.

 

How About A Divorce Between The Right and The Left (Dwn Twn)

Oddly enough, this was circulated via email around my job. HR quickly replied how this was out of policy. As always share your thoughts.
Original Article

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950′s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Katie Couric and Rosie O’Donnell…

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you CBS, NBC, CNBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks American made cars and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is not a right. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem and “In God We Trust” where it belongs. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.

 

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