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Once a year I take a trip to a “club” in Baltimore because one of my dear besties went to college out there. She has quite a few friends and folk she bangs with. So this year I do my check list activity and tag along.
Rolling to Baltimore is totally different than rolling in D.C. We bups kindly partake because the dress code is always much more relaxed compared to D.C.
Some Shyt is about to Go DOWN!!!!
We head out on our hour long drive. I’m in charge of the GPS. We get closer to the address, and next thing we hear is: “Turn RIGHT on Martin Luther King BLVD.”
The entire car of buppie chicks says “WHAT THE FUCK!”
Hate that it is true, but it seems that streets named Martin Luther King are great indications of HOOD.
We pull up and right away the spot looks uber sketchy. *Deep Sigh.* This joint was not IT.
We were there for a birthday party. The Birthday boy was like a walking sprinkler head. Any minute he was going to upchuck, and we ran every time we saw him get near us. He could barely open his eyes, he was so drunk. Would be cool acceptable if he was turning fresh 21. But naaw, he was clearly turning 26. o_O
There were also a few other people celebrating birthday’s. One was 250 + LBS, 4’10 young lady with coochie cutters on. She would dance with any guy head down ass up. The amount of dimples on her thighs were enough to make a Somalian think twice about devouring his next meal. She was clearly out of her mind drunk as well. She had a movie star cheesy party city theme at a “grown folks” establishment. (I say that loosely). Where were we? Chucky Cheese?
Then there is the hair.*Deep Sigh* Baltimore is one of those places where I do not understand why this is good look?
Lie to you not, 3 women looked like that in the club.
Beyond the fact that this spot was errr NOT IT, I just do not like places like this. The main reason is because I fear violence breaking out. I get extremely paranoid and agitated. I swear people were way too drunk and way too comfortable. It was crazy packed, super dark, and HOT! An Effin SWEAT BOX! A Bad combo for black folks.
Well given this predicament and the fact that I did not drive, I had to wait it out. No drinking, because they had one Credit card machine for the 3 floor establishment. Meaning, if you bought a drink on one floor without the credit machine, some runner would come take your card to the floor that had it, and run it back up. #identitytheft
I found a spot by the bar and EXIT. I just sat my ass down till the other chicks were ready to leave. Needless to say I won’t be venturing to spots like this EVER AGAIN.
At last the bougie side overcomes… bare with me.
Being constantly broke is NOT BUPPIE!
I can’t stand broke people. Correction I can’t stand broke people who try to hang like they can afford it. Let me further clarify. I am talking about those people who have good paying jobs. However, these people just BLOW their money. Stop living your life like a damn RAP VIDEO!
Wake the EFF up you idiot! You always got money OR You always broke at the wrong times.
We want to go to the club. “I don’t have any gas money.”
DC Bup thinks: “BITCH YOU DRIVING A MOTHEFFIN BMW. AIN’T NOBODY TELL YOU TO GET A CAR THAT TAKES 93 EFFING GRADE GAS. SHOULD HAVE GOT YOUR BROKE A$$ A MOTHEREFFIN SOLARA.”
Then when we get to the sophisticated establishment, your broke a$$ face is all tight. Why? Because you can’t get any drinks. Then, you got to shyt on everyone else’s night with that “I am ready go all early” BS. #childplease
Those broke folk can really put a damper on the moves you are trying to make. Honestly, buppies all have moments of when we are broke (I call it budget control), but guess what? I have a wii, a dvd player, and a 14.99 Netflix account. I know how to stay my a$$ at home. DO YOU?!
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Yall know that I love everyone and the diversity of people. But you buppies, yall can be quite aggravating. Not 100% cause I done kicked it with a few of yall. But seriously..somethings…Ugh..read on…
What I hate about D.C Buppies
1. You don’t know anything about them other then how many degrees they have. The conversation goes like this “so what do you like to do” them: “Get my 2nd masters and PHd”…”No what do you LIKE to do..like outside of that “ “Is there anything outside of that?” “what do you like to do for fun”..Fun….”whats that..im working towards my 5th degree.”
2. All they do is work…WORK WORK WORK..and work…AND WORK..the hell you working so much for. You gon be old by the time you get finished doing all that work. Working all them hours and all that time so you can live comfortably. And by the time you done, you gotta move to a retirement home LMAO. Never statisfied MOFOS lol
3. They think they better than everyone else…WHY..I dunno. Cause they are in more debt than others from home ownership and college loans and what not? Cause they have the entire alphabet behind their name? Cause they pay too much for rent just to say they live in a certain area…BOOO…
4. They care too much what people think – wtf..do yall dance, sing, get loud, have a hair out of place. Sometimes I think yall are effing robots. I bet you if you go near water you will malfunction. Mm Hm…I know that’s the real reason why you don’t see buppies getting into the pool at pool parties and why they claim they can’t get their perms wet. Whatever. Yall aint human..I want to see some sweat or blood or something. So what if you like Gucci Mane. Your 15 degrees won’t get revoked if you do something ignant every once in a while. No one is REALLY watching you..trust me.
5. Buppie MEN don’t think any woman is good enough for them – yall might as well date eachother since you too good for every damn woman you meet. You’d be quick to by a round of drinks for your man but not 1 dranks for that pretty lady standing next to you. UGH…like I said. Date eachother. Dammit..better yet..date your degrees
6. Buppie Women..STOP HOLDING UP THE DAMN WALL in the club. It has support beams. Let the beams do their job. Smile too. I know its hard for you to smile when your weave is so tight or your perm has burned your scalp, but its going to be alright. We see that you fly? You don’t have to mean mug us to get us to notice it. Smile and be proud that you independent and on your way to wealth. Besides..your nose will get stuck that way (shoot that’s probably what you want)
7. Stop Discriminating – yall worse than racist mofos. Yall got education discrimination, area discrimination, job discrimination, salary discrimination, house discrimination. DAMN..Im bout to write the NAACP about our own damn people call Farrakahn and Al Sharpton. Yall need some sensitivity classes and some reality check 101. SHYT HAPPENS..its not above you.
8. They all seem to be the damn same. They act the same, talk the same, like the same things. Shoot. That’s how you can spot them. You can’t tell them apart. If they say “We” all look alike its cause of you damn buppies. Least with ghetto girls you can tell the difference by what color they have on.
You know what, maybe its because they don’t have degrees on how to be yourself. If you can’t learn it in a college or textbook or spend thousands learning it, then its something you don’t possess or know how to do. Do they have degrees in PERSONALITY? If so yall need to obtain one. Matter of fact, let me start the True’s College of Personality. This will not be online, it will be accredited and will count towards your degree in getting of your high horsededness.
Now don’t get me wrong, I know not all buppies possess all these qualities. Some do some don’t. And PLEASE I’m not asking you to change. Hell you don’t affect me in anyway other than the monotony of your lives being in my face all the damn time. That’s cool tho. Someone’s gotta be a buppie just like someone’s gotta take out the buppies trash.
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